Dust Muffin

An older woman who has not had intercourse for a prolonged period of time. Hence her Vagina has collected dust.
Dude that chick’s got a dust muffin, she’s so mean that no one has banged her since the 90’s.

I would tap that dust muffin!
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Raga muffin

A word used to describe anyone who wears a muffin hat
Oi mush look at dat raga muffin like
by Ali g my g August 1, 2021
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anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016
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Muffin suitcase

When a man inserts his nuts into another man's ass. A gay sex position.
"Kevin likes it when Josh gives him the muffin suitcase."
by CerealRapist September 24, 2016
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Muffin

That dog is such a muffin! I just want to hug him all day
by Corto's Meme Team November 9, 2022
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muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.
by Kinnas January 24, 2009
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Muffin

A person who is very odd, out of place, weird. This term is usually used by those who are ferda, or in a frat. Pronounced (Maw-fin). Created by Dunks + Clark on MyLittleMuffinReviews on TikTok
“Dude Johnny is so weird. He’s such a muffin.”
by Duncan Higgins July 7, 2025
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