A David Kessler

When you are committing suicide, but failed to commit suicide.

"I'm committing suicide today"
"Well don't do a David Kessler on me"

by I eat ass for breakfast November 25, 2016

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

david keever

STRONG as fuck! Popular by 8th grade! Gamer! becomes a FAMOUS gamer by 9th Grade!

Omg look it's David Keever !!

by Idk who I is! May 14, 2014

david

hes really not all that, cute smile tho

david- eh

by yvub cr November 19, 2023

David

A guy that has been with so many girls, that seemingly any girl can get a ride on his bus

Hey David, Can I ride your bus

by bentenner November 24, 2021

Davide

Davide

Davide ein Name der übergewichtigen fetten hurensöhne die jedes Wochenende nur bei McDonalds Essen und den kleinsten schwanz haben und maximal 160 groß werden

by Djsjjsjd November 22, 2021

David

imagine the Nutty Professor but white and will never get the girl

Bruhhh stop acting like david

by BatmanIsSimba March 2, 2022