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Max

A Guy which has a huge dick and always smokes weed
when max is in the room, everything smells like weed
by john xinaa November 25, 2021
mugGet the Maxmug.

Max

A charming guy who seems nice at first, but don’t let that fool you. He is actually the most manipulative piece of shit you’ll ever meet. He pretends to be perfect in front of people but in the shadows, he’s a creepy possessive bastard who will continue to claw his way back into your life. Avoid at all costs!
Bro, Max just won't leave me alone!
by The ink demon June 3, 2019
mugGet the Maxmug.

max russian

the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
by XxtruchbulexX June 18, 2018
mugGet the max russianmug.

Pepsi Max

Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.
PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!
by Sonic the head chalk September 20, 2022
mugGet the Pepsi Maxmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
mugGet the Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).mug.

crave max

A type of nicotine device that has high amounts of nicotine in it and many flavors
Bro can I hit that crave max im feining
by WhoMeWhoYOU October 28, 2022
mugGet the crave maxmug.

Plouch maxing

Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
Person 1:”how does he look so good?”
Person 2:”he plouch maxes constantly”
Person 1:”how?”
Person 2:”he tightens his eyebrows and it highlights his cheekbones
Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching
by Skibiditoiletenthusiast78 April 19, 2024
mugGet the Plouch maxingmug.

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