Big fat boy who poops on everything and loves little boys dicks and can only be your friend if you feed him cake and praise him.
by McMullen boom boom June 17, 2019
Get the Jacob Lailmug. This person is insanely rude to beautiful girls, disrespectful to adults, overall not very smart, and honestly overweight. Some Jacobs are nice but most of the time they are manipulative, full of themselves, and a terrible friend. He's even worse at being a boyfriend. Do not get close to a Jacob.
by veryrealisticperson March 5, 2025
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a kind, fun, loving person who you can trust with anything and everything... He's smart and always makes you smile... hes misjudged and is never prejudice. Those who know him know he's an amazing friend who you can talk to and confide in... Jacob is someone who you love hanging out with. He makes you feel loved and good about yourself... he would rather take a bullet himself than let someone he loves die...jacobs are awesome go find yourself a Jacob!!!!
by Crazy🙃 June 13, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. by AbbeyHault November 20, 2023
Get the Jacob Kawanamug. Someone who is nice most of the time but a total asshole some times and he thinks he is good at roasting but he is actually trash
by SharkLover24 February 14, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. 
A Jacob is typically a rude, awful person. They usually can’t keep relationships because they love to party and Live for attention from all women except their own. Jacobs usually smoke a lot of weed can can’t stay erect because they always circle jerk to heavy metal music in their free time.
Guy one: yo is Jacob throwing that giant circle jerk party?
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
Guy 2: yeah bro, we’re all getting super chopped so it’s not gay
Guy one: it’s still gay bro..
Guy 2: ... nah bro, chill out and wack off.
by -ali$420&- July 2, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.