Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."
by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018
Get the vegan wet willymug. The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.
Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.
by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022
Get the Toasted wet willymug. A person who has consumed so much alcohol, that sometimes they act drunk without have had anything to drink.
To the astonishment of the police officers at the station, Dwayne passed the drink driving test… apparently he was a wet brain drunk.
by ItsChadwick July 18, 2023
Get the wet brain drunkmug. When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.
by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016
Get the Wet Cleveland Tomatomug. When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
Get the Kentucky wet facemug. MANLIKEHAKS
by wetWipeMan February 16, 2021
Get the cunt wet wipemug. When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
Get the Wet Dream Textingmug.