wet your steel

Wet your steel: verb; a semi-conscious reaction to the sight of extremely high calorie cake or desert whereby the individual places the utensil to be used to devour the delectable treat upside down in their mouth to lubricate the steel prior to taking the first bite. Typically done by overweight individuals who have a primal reaction to attacking high calorie sweets, without the thought of shame or consequences.

Tammy, we all saw you wet your steel when the waiter set that enormous slice of double fudge cake with buttercream frosting on the table. You do realize that's for 6 people, not just you, right?

by Maddie96 December 10, 2016

wet some knuckle

To finger another person; to have sexual intercourse.

"Yeah i got with her and wet some knuckle"

by witchofthewest April 2, 2016

Tactical Wet Willy

Slightly moistening the end of a straw's paper, then blowing through the straw, launching the paper, and aiming for the victim's ear cannel.

My idiot brother gave me a Tactical Wet Willy at the restaurant.

by Jakestastyballs December 29, 2019

Make em wet

Another way of asking a female how a male can make her vagina wet. most likely over the phone like snapchat instagram etc.

Trey asks anya how he can make em wet

by captaingreg May 12, 2019

wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

vegan wet willy

Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.

Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."

by CaptainLongnipples June 3, 2018

Wet Mongolian Trumpet

Letting out a massive wet fart that leaves a massive stain in your pants. The fart must be hilarious.

John let out a wet mongolian trumpet out his behind and left a shat stain on his underpants.

by Radicles The Alien November 27, 2020