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Snapping Turtle

A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.
Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?
by RuggerBuggerBuggyBumpers August 31, 2023
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floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal
aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!
by bunny_93 August 31, 2023
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alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip
we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart
by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024
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Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.
I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle
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Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle
My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle
by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024
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Bathtub turtle

When your stomach and penis float to the surface of the water in the tub, resembling a sea turtle popping its head up.
I have to remember to knock next time before I see another bathtub turtle.
by Kurtjohnson February 24, 2024
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