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max baillie

Chicken head fi gilly, bolted fi wee Jack dl on the sky absolute tampon eh a laddie. should not be let oot the hoos in fear of being raped or hurt from Jack dl, in other words he’s an absolute poof.
by Youngbaz January 20, 2025
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max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.
' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '
by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022
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flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket
Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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Max

by JUMANJIBOI276 May 30, 2022
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Tism-maxxing

Whereby one who with high functioning autism hones into their autistic side in a concentrated manner
Person 1: “Have you noticed Rob’s been acting a bit weirder than normal?”

Person 2: “ He said he was really stressed about his upcoming exam, I think he’s just tism-maxxing.”
by FishyFarts56 May 27, 2024
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Max Browne

Max Browne is a typical British white posh name. Browne is a really posh surname and he probably grew up in a big house in West London.
Look it’s Max Browne he is driving another car!
by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021
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Max

Ryan: Did you see max?
Elijah: what an actual thot
Naoh: Lol i got his phone
by crackheadbill July 17, 2018
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