Tom Argos

Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'

I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos

by adam g123 July 3, 2022

Tom

A man who will fuck you in the ass if you don't suck him off

Luis: please Tom don't fuck me in the ass i will suck you off as much as you want just please dont

by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015

tom

A tom is Ugly and mostly and old name, toms are stupid and weird don´t talk to toms

That guy is such a tom

by litte 12 14 December 19, 2017

tom nook hamburger

"tom nook hamburger" Is a discord group chat (I know very loser) consisting of the following 5 members: Sherlyne, Griffin, Ava, and last but certainly not least the coolest one of all, Lio. This group chat mainly focuses on topics regarding music specifically K-Pop. The 3 out of the 5 like K-pop: Ava, Ani, and Lio. Although the other two may not have similar interests, they all still try to make sure nobody is left out. I must say they are an excellent group chat. The group first started when Lio and Griffin met on a Roblox experience called "Survive Lovely Peaches in Area 51." Then a few days later the duo turned into a trio after they met Ava. They all got along pretty well. After 2 years of the existence of the group chat Lio was friends with Ani and all 3 of them agreed to add her. They have been thriving since and continue to be absolute losers on the internet.

"TOM NOOK HAMBURGER IS SO COOL AND BUSSIN AND SKIBIDI"

by Poopy2357 August 17, 2024

Tom

He compliments you the one day, the other day he doesnt know you. However, he has an angel like laugh, he is talented and smart, even if he doesnt know about it. If you know a Tom, keep him. He is a treasure.

Person 1: see dis guy?
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.

by #not worth living September 2, 2020

Tom

Absolute simp who out there saving these hoes that will never reciprocate his perversive lust. A master of back and forth hand action never before seen.

tom said he'd be on tonight but I guess he's got other plans

by MaryBal January 1, 2020

Tom

Tom is an amazing person. He is funny and loves saying... LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1: Who is saying LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: It's got to be tom
Person 1: He is amazing

by #purplepeopleeater November 18, 2021