Dat Town

A small town in Mississippi, a slang for Tylertown.

I’m from Dat town.

Dat town really living like that.

by Royalrich105 December 26, 2021

Pho Town Crew

People from Phoenix that move out of state tend to socialize strictly with other people from Phoenix, forming what is commonly referred to as "The Pho Town Crew." Some deem the Pho Town Crew as an epidemic as they have little personal identity, often wishing they were from a cooler place such as Southern California or Colorado. Members of the Pho Town Crew date exclusively within the crew; the males tend to swap girlfriends with alarming frequency. The Pho Town Crew travels everywhere together, especially at night when going out to bars or house parties. If one member of the Crew is invited to a party, typically 20 or more fellow members of the Pho Town Crew will show as well. While completely harmless, the Pho Town Crew can appear intimidating to from an outside point of view. Secretly, the Pho Town Crew is plagued with internal gossip and slandering due to the lack of fresh faces within the group.

Ah shit, here comes the Pho Town Crew. Who invited them?

by tinydancer69 June 12, 2012

Clementi Town Secondry

The secondary school where the uniforms are confusing, hot, and ties get lost. Phones, the gems of our lives, has been taken forcefully and thrown into the locker. Us Clementeens Are all green flags (look at our shirt it's so obvious) And we have CCAP instead of form chers😔😔😔 9 different types of pasta exists here soooooo and it's next to Clementi mall 😍😍 The sch songs also the best and we got da iPads 😍😍😍

"wahlao... Why wear so much green ah boy" Ah Chong asked
"Oh... This? I'm from Clementi Town Secondry" Ah Ming responded proudly
"WAH!SUCH A BAD SCHOOL! MY SON AH... GO TO NANYANG!!!" Ah Chong exclaimed
"WAOW SO SMAR...wait Ur son go nanyang..?"

by MaXiaoTiao😍😍😍 February 6, 2024

muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.

Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude

by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

One horse town

What a pretentious person calls a town.

There are no horses in this town except the ones behind fences. This is not your one horse town, you don't own the place because you're not even from here originally.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021