A sexual act of the "German Miner Surpise" category, in which the male has the female positioned 'doggy style' (P-1469) and prepares for insertion, but surprises the female by instead inserting himself into 'door no. 2' (Hole-2).
"Oh yeah, stick it in"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"
"It's going in"
"John.....?......OH MY GOD! YOU DID NOT JUST GIVE ME A HOLE IN TWO!"
by German Sexual Deviant April 11, 2005
Get the Hole in Twomug. by Dan L A July 10, 2007
Get the 19th holemug. by Jasber August 30, 2010
Get the hole in the wallmug. Anyone who thinks we will find that mine has their head wedged up the K-Hole
If we need more money I can go poke around the K-Hole
If we need more money I can go poke around the K-Hole
by ALittleMoreDorkyStuff April 13, 2010
Get the k-holemug. Yo I Jackson Holed this guy I met in the club last night. Washing the blood and snot off my cock wasn't fun.
by Le Music Mage December 18, 2009
Get the Jackson Holemug. When one is in some much pain (typically sore from fencing) that it feels as though the area that is painful has been cut opened and is then fucked like nobody's business.
As Jake and I walked up the stairs after practice are quads were so sore from Taro's footwork that it felt as though we had been gory holed.
by Peanut Butter/ O Bitch August 6, 2007
Get the Gory Holemug. 