Clean Talk

The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.

Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard

Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider

Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey

Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.

*not proven clean talk

by got balls? April 04, 2014

Chip talk

A lie

Oh, he's just using typical chip talk.

by Mayweall2000 February 05, 2017

talks to Bob

Smoke marijuana. This is in reference to the reggae star Bob Marley, who smoked the ganja continuously.

Joe is a cool dude. Do you know if he "talks to Bob".
Yes he does. I've smoked a joint with him many times.

by Chunky C January 16, 2008

Owl Talk

The use of sexual phrases.

I can believe he talked about my breasts, this was not the place for Owl Talk

by Lord Owl May 31, 2011

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

All talk, no hawk

Used to describe a person that uses suggestive language to ingratiate themselves into a relationship or friend group with no intention or willingness to follow through.

The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.

That girl sounds like a freak, but she's all talk, no hawk.

by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

by Fourk January 20, 2020