real

an expression, similar to "no way", often used in the context of referential or post-modern internet humor. it can also be tacked on after a proper noun when pointing out resemblance to a person or character.

Joe: posts photo of a cardinal holy shit dude angry bird
Steve: real

Bob: posts image of a jumbo-sized tennis ball
Dave: Holy shit bfb tennis ball real

by TSwany August 9, 2022

talk real

not just being real, but admitting you need help in a situation.

if i were to talk real, depression is my body and soul’s cry for deep rest. i need deep rest from this pressure of keeping my story presentable. i can’t take the weight of holding “me” up anymore, and i need help.

by RealAnswersForRealLife December 6, 2018

real

totally fake

Do this actually exist?

No, this is totally real

by ccd derneilay July 17, 2022

Real Fear

US Marshals, ICE, and BORTAC

Rioters experienced real fear

by Deadboyyy November 29, 2021

real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs

dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs

by potatoman34 April 3, 2017

KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

On real

To declare that you are not capping. To be truthful or “real” about a certain topic.

Ay bro on real I’ve always fucked w you

by swauce1 August 8, 2022