Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

by babom June 20, 2007

Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

Let nature take its course

A phrase used for lazy people who don't want to plan or do anything to interfere with a current situation. Therefore, the outcome, good or bad, won't be their responsibility.

Alison "that deer is limping"
Nicole "oh well, let nature take its course"

by Alison Hugg June 30, 2016

take care hope you die

a way to say thankyou for fuckin around with me. bitch.

bitch: thanks for the ride, sorry for the mess i made in your car.
ridah: take care hope you die.

by str8_ridah November 08, 2007

Taking candy from a baby

Being older than 18 and taking a child’s virginity

I saw Mario at the park yesterday taking candy from a baby. I was surprised because he is a 32 year old man.

by Tay&A January 29, 2019

taking a break from guys

Coded word for a girl to her ex which translated means: "I've been cheating on you with a fat ugly stoner that works at Fry's because I'm jealous that you bought some girl a present and she's prettier than me and she's a gosh dawn cawlidge gurl and I ain't."

Or at least what I think it means, now.

Angie told me she was "Taking a break from guys" but her Myspace comments with that "Creepy guy" that wanted to be a girl for Halloween have shown me the truth.

by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020