the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

Crap, slap, nap

The ultimate hangover cure - big shit, jerk off, and back to bed.

Yo - I am heading back to the room for a CSN - crap, slap, nap.

by O'Dog September 18, 2009

Mayo Slap Day

Mayo Slap Day is an annual event that occurs on January 9th in which you slap your friends with either a packet or a handful of mayonnaise.

Please note that cum is NOT a replaceable substance for mayonnaise during Mayo Slap Day.

by 1 Deleted Account January 6, 2023

Mississipi slinky slap

The mississipi slinky slap is when you pull your moist dick out of another man and and he procedes to grasp it until it turns blue, then he will give it a nice slap with a 2 by 4. This will knock your balls into your own asshole. Illegal in all countries.

When tim pulled the mississipi slinky slap on me, i couldnt get my balls out of my ass for a week.

by Slapyoballswitha2by4 November 15, 2017

ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

by bogart March 7, 2005

Slap-Ass month

The month of October we’re anybody can slap anyone’s ass without consequences boy or girl

Did you hear it’s slap-ass month better watch out

by Gay nibba 68 October 2, 2019

Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

by slapnsniff December 3, 2009