Sam

A person who thinks he's funny when he's really not and is usually a red neck, he probably thinks he gets a lot of girls when really he just scares them away, also probably a pedophile when he's older

Sam isn't funny

by anonymous April 30, 2023

Sam Reich

a ceo who regularly engages in psychological warfare with brennan lee mulligan

sam reich: “ive been here the wh !”

by pink_lasagna June 27, 2024

sam

is a player

sam is a player

by gugh gtu k May 5, 2022

Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.

-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.

by T0mm1 October 31, 2021

Sam Gillard

‘someone who will spike your drink, make you suck his dick and think you did it by choice’

‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived’

I’m going to spike your drink and make you suck my dick just like Sam Gillard.

by Sams a nonce123 May 2, 2019

Sam Elkin

When you jerk off in someone else’s bed

I just Sam Elkined at glizzy manor

by Ja’bluey June 2, 2024