Scomo syndrome

When you have hated scomo for so long and you don’t ever want him to leave.

Alex: Hey let’s ask John who he’s voting for this Australian 2022 Federal Election.

Dan: Nah that’s not a good idea mate, Johns got scomo syndrome, best we not talk about politics around him.

John: He’s—Not that bad, Don’t get me wrong I hate the guy but he’s all we got, I’m not crazy guys.

by Samuel Adi March 23, 2022

Tal Syndrome

When you get a brief moment of not knowing how to spell like twitter user @chmpagnemami

Caleb: Trey kniws ball
inowns
kneosn

Jules: Caleb had the tal syndrome

by ohRempy March 28, 2022

Text Syndrome

The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.

Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"

Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"

by FrightningMcmean January 26, 2022

Westralia Syndrome

This was observed in Western Australia after March 2020. Similar in concept to Stockholm Syndrome but in this instance most of the population of the "hermit state" fell in love with their captor in what would become the worlds largest hostage situation. It would seperate one state from the rest of the nation.

OMG those dudes in WA are cooked, the Westralia Syndrome is out of control.
Australia used to be one country, but after Westralia Syndrome kicked in things got weird!
I used to like visiting my family in the West before the Westralia Syndrome ruined things!
This Westralia Syndrome is harder to deal with than Trumps wall!

by ATM4 January 28, 2022

BASIL SYNDROME

The horny tendencies to commit very explicit acts/motions towards objects, friends, and or family. Basil syndrome often occur when the regular horny tendencies are ignored and causes someone to turn into a massive horny person.

“ I swear I had Basil Syndrome last night. I just couldn’t stop fucking my limited edition Fazz Bear plushie.”

by Horny_stitch January 30, 2022

The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.

Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.

by Romi Kl. February 4, 2022

Oopsie Syndrome

A dumb fake fucking excuse for messing up all the time.

Chandler: I can't believe you didn't wake up for your mothers funeral!
Riley: Oh god... my bad... you know that I have oopsie syndrome!

by chanmeister October 5, 2021