A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.
You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.
by Brian Thoryk January 22, 2013
by CHACE MCBRIDE May 25, 2008
A self-fisting kit.
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Use a cooked ham joint which has been refrigerated. Put it on a stick and voila! Feels like someone else is grabbing for your prostate via your arse.
Scott was feeling lonely, so he rubbed himself all over with lard before getting down and dirty with a ham on a stick.
by McFist April 20, 2005
by Noprobwithgays July 06, 2003
An extremely effective heckle, often shouted at towards pedestrians from the open window of an SUV, by predominantly white males. Usually leaves the receiver of such a heckle in a state of perplexity, as the phrase itself doesn't mean much. One of the greatest heckles ever.
by Gorgax August 28, 2007
by mishaun July 24, 2006
When kids get spoiled by their parents and don't take responsibility for themselves, I come in and slap them with a stick, thus the slap stick is born.
Prep: Moooommmmm, I want ANOTHER POLO!!
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.
(Cue in Door's Peace Frog for background music)
Mom: Okay sweetie, put it in the basket.
Badass Slap Stick Carrier (IE: me): Bitch! You will SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN.
Then I slap the kid with my slap stick.
by Matt the cat May 27, 2005