Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
by Pissed off consumer February 27, 2009
when employees at wal-mart are underpaid and need to make a little extra money they have sex in random places with random things
well one day i was in the video store and decided to rent 99 cent wal-mart porn and it was utterly disgusting but very pleasurable
by Max C. July 21, 2008
by Mum12345678910 July 24, 2017
I girl you find physically attractive, but you want no relationship with what so ever. To have sex with and nothing more.
Guy 1: "So how'd you like her?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."
Guy 2: "Yeah she seemed nice and all but with a body like that I'd rather just fuck her like a porn star and go our separate ways."
by Vazh May 08, 2007
Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.
I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
by Shadow and Tristan December 20, 2009
by Lazar Blade September 28, 2021
Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?
Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second
Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second
by Nsnskwiwbdbdb April 11, 2021