Numb Dogging

Having sexual intercourse with a woman off SSRI's

I just got done numb dogging

I never nut off the prozac

Its numb doggin November

by percskeemin December 16, 2021

Numen

A word used in the novel Illuminatus! to describe ordinary people.
Used by the fictional fraction 'Weishauptian Illuminati'.
It means dumb and easy to manipulate.

He is such a fucking Numen. Not even immune to the bavarian asshattest of telling wrong directions.

by Numenmann December 18, 2021

Numid

Numo being mid, to stop being mid stop packing ppl

Numid is shit because he packed Tim.

by TbirdsWRLD January 2, 2022

Number

Godly version of “word”.

Bob: “I demolished some bomb ass food today”
Becky: “oh number” (instead of “oh word”)

by The first god ok January 6, 2022

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

Numptitron

You numptitron

You numptitron

by Numptitron January 21, 2022