'Eggo Brained' is a term used for people who intellectually are intelligent, but lack street smarts. Effectively making them a complete utter dumbass even when faced with the most easy problems. Like using a microwave, doorknob, or fixing the oven door.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
The phrase was coined after Frank Dorsa somehow fucked up waffling a waffle and created Eggos.
by jackupthismistergovernment March 25, 2024
Get the Eggo Brainedmug. by kongles April 17, 2015
Get the Inflatable brainmug. When you have so many kids and all you think about is working, providing for your kids, and protecting your family. Obsessing over these matters so much that you cannot remember anything else. (ie. niece's birthdays, religious holidays, politics, and daily small details about life)
by JoMomma923 August 27, 2018
Get the Daddy's Brainmug. Dog Brain- When someone is off the all going crazy. Can’t seem to do anything right with crack head energy.
by mbratton120 August 24, 2022
Get the dog brainmug. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.
"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."
by Mac Merk July 22, 2025
Get the Brain-posermug. When you constantly work and your brain is so hungover you need to take a break and have a "Brain Snack".
by Thar Master December 6, 2015
Get the Brain Snackmug. When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain
by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023
Get the Ontarion Brain Popmug.