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Kill Me Please

When you are suffering depression and figure that it would be better if you weren't here to experience life, this term is used.
by HopelessPricl March 18, 2017
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got me chopped

1. signals the offense of a person doubting ones ability.
2. could be used as a way to state someone not knowing who you are.
originates in philadelphia
by Nadine Marie February 13, 2009
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Don’t quote me on that

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct
Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.
by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 25, 2017
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Show Me The Receipts

to have proof of something.
Girlfriend: My girl said she saw you with that other bitch!

Boyfriend: Did she? alright then, SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS!
by LAV June 18, 2012
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Mc Scuse Me

The phrase you use whenever the people at the drive-thru forget something in your bag and you have to tap on the window to get their attention.
"Mc Scuse me! I know I ordered another cheesburger and large fry up in here!"
by foxmox April 23, 2008
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Bust Me A Squash

To request a waterfall from anothers beverage
YO! bust me a squash of that purple drank!
by uberskllzmcgee12 March 13, 2010
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Dead Like Me

An outrageous show centered around life, death, the afterlife, and Banana Bonanzas (with xxx-crispy bacon) at Der Waffle House.

The central troupe of undead consists of:

1. The plucky, though often apathetic, George (conked on the noggin by a flaming toilet seat - hurtling through the atmosphere at 200 mph from the Mir Space Station).

2. Mason, our dear lovable, half-wit, alcoholic, junkie. His accent makes ladies swoon . . . as does his signature scent (an unforgettable melange of Eau du Hangover and Alcoholicious).

3. Roxie, the rough, tough, bitter cop. She takes a certain delight in making sure that everyone adheres to the rules. And yes, she can kick your ass. And she'll look good while doing it.

4. The disarmingly ditzy Daisy. Hey, who hasn't she had sex with?

5. And, of course, Rube. Any group like this needs a level-headed, logic-minded, compassionate, sympathetic leader. Riiiiight. He maintains his control because, according to Mason, he "withholds the love". But as Rube points out, he can't withhold what he does not posess.


Dead Like Me, unfortunately, looks to be DOA (the slave of Satan, Bob Greenblatt, nixed a third season - presumably because of penis envy of the MGM lion). Sad, sad, sad.
The cancellation of Dead Like Me is, well, eleven kinds of suck.
by SweetDivaNY January 3, 2005
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