Tism-maxxing

Whereby one who with high functioning autism hones into their autistic side in a concentrated manner

Person 1: “Have you noticed Rob’s been acting a bit weirder than normal?”

Person 2: “ He said he was really stressed about his upcoming exam, I think he’s just tism-maxxing.”

by FishyFarts56 May 27, 2024

Tip-maxing

Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.

Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!

by ItsMeWillyT May 27, 2024

AIDS-Maxing

AIDS-maxing means maximizing AIDS and/or HIV prevention. If someone were to use a condom to prevent STDs that would be considered AIDS-maxing.

“Wow Tom, you have a lot of condoms, you have big AIDS-maxing game!”
“Thank you Fred no pain no gain, AIDS-maxing is for the best!”

by ManlyMattress May 29, 2024

foam maxing

The art of spraying jizz in foam form. This usually happens when you put fairy liquid on your dick.

I used foam maxing to clean my dishes!

by uncle stroker 69 May 30, 2024

Max

Small booty his cock is the size of a worm and is a lanky nonse

Hey did you see Max that lanky nonse

by Anshandhsna si November 25, 2021

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

Max

Somone who changes their name often and was gone from your life too early.

I miss you max please be my freind again

by 19dollarfortnitecard November 25, 2021