UR MOM

BOB:I POOPED
JOE:I POOPED UR MOM

Joe:help
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by hduadwudy May 19, 2021

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by Anna ur mom February 21, 2022

N-Mom

A. The women with the world's largest tits. A large breasted women who is 40+ years of age who's tits are roughly the size of bowling balls.

B. Nicole's mom.

"Holy fuck dude! Have you seen the size of N-Mom's tits?"

"I know, there fuckin' huge!"

by CuntHumper October 5, 2011

Pooh-Mom

A short, pudgy, black girl with a 1/4" ponytail pulled back with an oversized scrunchy, who wears such items of clothing as whinny the pooh shirts, tapered jeans, tigger socks, and tweaty bird back-pak purses.
"Mom" refers to someone who is wearing something ugly, or who is just ugly or stupid looking, and when i see them I sarcastically ask "Mom, can I please look like that, or wear what they're wearing?" - shortened to: "Mom"

Kebra is a classic "pooh-mom" from Rogers High School of Toledo, Oh

by Melanie h May 27, 2006

your mom

an answer every teenage guy gives from gr 9 on to gr 10 to any question or insult

Me: marius, you're gay.
Marius: you're gay.
Me: your mom's gay.
Marius: your mom's gay.

note: marius is not gr 9, he just never passed the your mom phase

by CapPatrat December 28, 2005

decent mom

A mom that has a nice ass and a huge rack.
A mom that is only 30 yet has kids that are around the age of 13.
A mom that has a son that stares at her ass as she leans over because she dropped her bra.

Most people say that that nerd over there has a decent mom. One kid said he boned her.

by thedude246 August 17, 2005