The Jelly Job involves some Jelly and a chick bent over. The Guy then has to place the cube of Jelly on the chicks anus and then slowly stick his dick through the Jelly and into the Anus and continue fucking.
by JFK-MAVZAR November 16, 2011
Get the Jelly Jobmug. We didn't have any coconut butter, so she decided to use bacon grease. That was one hell of a grease job!
by bingwingwong February 9, 2020
Get the Grease Jobmug. Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?
Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"
Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."
Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"
Iam "........"
Hym "......."
Iam "......."
Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"
Iam "........"
Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"
Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2022
Get the Get a job!mug. (Noun. pro. | fæt-dʒəʊb | )
When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.
When one inserts his/her/xir penis into the side of a folded roll of fat on the body of his/her/xir partner to ejaculate.
by Bigpapa_95 February 7, 2018
Get the Fat-Jobmug. Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.
by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017
Get the Italian Jobmug. by Ninja12346 April 3, 2008
Get the hobb jobmug. When a man or woman takes the fro on top of their head, and shakes it between the legs of a female to incite ticklish, giddy pleasure.
by Mr. Mitttenhands October 10, 2011
Get the fro jobmug.