Back Story Bore

Someone who refuses to answer a simple question and insists on giving you their entire life story.

“....and then I wanted to plant tulips but I just don’t think our soil is right for it...”
“Sir! I just need to know, soup or salad!” Said the poor waitress after a 5 minute story from the Back Story Bore on table 8.

“Can I get your name please, ma’am?”
“Well I called because I got this letter and I was going to call yesterday when I got it but then my sister called and then it started to rain so I had to....”
“MA’AM!!! I need your name before I can even help you!” Denise screamed at the back story bore who was eating into her lunch hour.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

pussy from the back

The female genitalia as seen from the the rear perspective. Ideally the female should be on her knees with the palm of her hands flat on the floor, resembling that of a female dog (or as defined in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, a “bitch”)

Nick: “Bro you think Kayla has the answers to last nights homework?”
Brad: “i don’t know bro but hold my beer, I’m going to ask her if I could see that pussy from the back”

by Jizzboar January 9, 2018

Back Pocket Band

Before a band becomes huge due to large exposure of media.

I hate MTV. They made All Time Low so huge. They used to be my back pocket band, and now all these teenie boppers are all over them.

by anirac January 3, 2009

Back up the bus

in reference to being told something unbelievable or shocking, means to hold on and go back to what was just said; request to repeat and readdress a comment.

"Whoa. Back up the bus - what did you just say?"

"Hang on - back up the bus. You were doing WHAT last night?!"

by mypseudonym2012 September 26, 2011

Back-up Shoes

Your shoes that you keep in your locker at school just in the case of you having to poop in the stall and you don't want people to know its you by the look of your shoes .

I took a shit at school today, good thing I had my Back-up Shoes in my locker.

by Gimaf December 18, 2012

Mexican Back Hoe

a Shovel

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

by bigben thigpen August 15, 2011

the way way back

In a station wagon there was the back seat and the way way back seat that faced out the window toward the cars behind you.

I always called dibs on the way way back seat so I didn't have to sit between my brothers.

by Maude Muffin November 1, 2013