Dinner Box Hard On

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth

My cousin gets a dinner Box Hard on

by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

I Bro Hard

When you overdo sticking up for or protecting your bro.

Marty: Geez, you really went off in the GC defending your boy, eh? You didn't have to go nuclear on everyone just because you didnt get a basic joke.

Loh: Sorry I made it awkward for you, I Bro Hard.

Marty: Atleast pay for the flowers I have to send to everyone's wives for you calling them Street Capitalists.

by Mike109999 August 6, 2025

gun hard

To be as tough as a gun, to be ferocious.

Damn, Brad really went gun hard in that fight!

by Space Kraken June 20, 2020

whipping hard

Derived from the term "whippin' it"; to drive a vehicle (typically a car, jet ski or speed boat) in an exuberant and energetic fashion.

The first widely known example of the term came from its appearance in the track "The Life" (written by the singer-songwriter Tinashe with support from songwriting duo Alexander Kronlund and Lukas Hilbert). The track gained popularity after being performed by the teenage focused pop group Fifth Harmony and released on their "7/27" album.

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"Dude, check out that bombshell whipping hard on the jet-ski."

by YippieXZY October 13, 2016

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

hard scrolling

Scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other social media platform in a selective and non-time wasting manner, often with a maximum of three second per video to interest you before you decide to scroll to the next one. This method is used to browse reels and tiktoks in the most effective and least time consuming way.

Hard scrolling is contrary to soft scrolling.

Bro I just spent 2 hours hard scrolling and my thumb is sore as fuck!

Seriously?

Yeah but im hypertraining my algo!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021