Like Real

When thee who called as your friend is helping you out

Oh shit your giving me a bowl like real

by BIGTAKLA December 17, 2020

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

real nigga

not no ordinary nigga, a real nigga DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU if you violate him. He'll slap you silly and rob yo jewels. He also gets alot of bitches and has a 12 inch Congo Dick.

disclaimer 1 - light skin niggas cannot be real niggas, they do not have the full purity of BLACKNESS.
disclaimer 2 - a real nigga always has a big dick

Young Intelligent Black Person - yo blood, you dont want no smoke with Daequan, he a real nigga he'll beat yo ass, take yo bitch, and fuck yo momma
Some random fuck nigga - Oh word!

by WindDragon554 June 21, 2018

Real

Someone who's simply always pleasant to be around and provides hookups

My dealer Joey is so real always hooking me up with extra g's

by Seventeen thirty eight December 1, 2016

Real ladies man

A guy who claims to know everything about women and sex, but has probably only had sex maybe once or twice.

(Sarcastically) He knows a lot, he must be a real ladies man.

by SiL3Nt J September 13, 2023

Real friend

Doesn't exist.

Sarah:She's a real friend

(After two months)
Sarah:She's ignoring me bc I'm not pretty enough to be around her

by A human u don't know November 21, 2021

the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020