Calamity In Your Dancing Pants

To have one's mind blown. Question everything you know to be true.

"After hearing that Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire, you had a calamity in your dancing pants."

by Sparky1992 May 9, 2025

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025

extreme dance hypercore

A genre of music created by lil biden of the band "the stale fritos" to describe bass-boosted ear murder or very bad rave music played on a broken speaker. Good examples of extreme dance hypercore, or EDH, can be found on youtube or soundcloud by searching for music by the stale fritos.

extreme dance hypercore is the best music genre. Don't question me.

by lil biden May 2, 2022

fruit dancing

when there’s food downstairs but you’re too lazy to go and get it

guy 1: “hey bro, there’s food downstairs.”
guy 2: “can you go and get it?”
guy 1: “what, you’re too lazy to?”
guy 2: “nah bro, i’m too busy fruit dancing.”

by poopiemeth69 May 26, 2021

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.

Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

by bestnonregever October 6, 2016

Dance and Decay

Dance and Decay is a term used to refer to the gradual approach of death as we move forward in life

The old man reflected on the Dance and Decay of life looking back on the experiences they went through.

by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023

Dancing Fool

Dancing Fool is a Troll Tactic in chat wherein you change your position with every post

Don't discuss evidence counter to your position

Avoid examining or discussing evidence counter to your position. This

is especially effective when combined with Dancing Fool,

wherein you change your position with every post.

by Perry_Lane August 15, 2016