Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Edgy’s Dad

Edgy’s dad decided to leave without saying anything. Disappearing for the foreseeable future

Tristan: Where did Brandon go
Greg: He pulled an Edgy’s Dad

by Rawrjarrr August 15, 2024

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

by ramarin March 15, 2023

Dad

Still going to get milk

My dad is gone getting milk

by Nigerian Prince V69 March 2, 2022

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022