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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
.....If Unisex Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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Can you handle it

A gif of a dude kissing his dick with the caption “can you handle it
Can you handle it”? *kisses dick*
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grenade can

A short can that typically houses alcohol. Compared to the normal 16oz cans, these cans come in 8oz sizes.
Hey man, budweiser needs to re-release those grenade cans!
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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You can find me center stage

Often found in the bios of 12-20 year olds; the largest demographic being high school underclassmen.

A way for 'actors' to showcase how cool and 'theatre-y' they are. (See also, drama kid).

It is important to note that real actors would never have this bio - as they don't feel the need to constantly justify to their internet friends how 'theatre-y' they are. Those who use this bio are often only interested in theater for the social aspect of it.

Often people with this bio follow pages such as "Theatre Problems"

Variations include, "U can find me center stage", "Aspiring actor", "Probably on stage", "Can't, I have rehearsal"
1. ●Becky Smith♡

Class of 2019

● Chad 5.7.16

● Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte

● You can find me center stage

2. Joe: Bro I wanna ask Becky out
Tom: Don't do it, she's one of those "you can find me center stage" girls
Joe: Exactly! She needs validation so badly, she'll be easy to nail
Tom: Idk sounds like a bad idea bro
by Real____talk April 3, 2017
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Can opener

A sexual movement when penetrating partner from behind, reaching over their head and gripping the roof on their mouth pulling up while thrusting, simulating a can being opened. (Other hand can pull hair simultaneously as you pull on roof of mouth)
I gave that girl a can opener. She gonna know who split her open.
by DirtyD@wg June 14, 2022
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