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Chris

A name given to people who can't talk to women on their own, they are know to be very short and introverted.
Chris : What should I say to Cristina she said "Good morning".
Sebastian : Think nigga think.
by Notfesse January 3, 2024
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Chris Paul

Ultimate fucking goober!!! Cant make a shot for his life. If u ever bet on him always take the under!! (no joke) Bros such a fucking herb.
by ChrisTheRetardPaul January 4, 2024
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chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.
Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome
by splintthefirst January 5, 2024
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Chris

The perfect man. As time goes on, he gets better and better like fine wine. He’s honorable, kind, humorous, intelligent, affectionate, scrumptious, a leader, God-fearing, multi talented, selfless, patient, a safe space, the list goes on. He is the type of guy that everyone values and respects. He’s a great friend to all. He brings the table. Lucky is the girl that gets him.
Chris is mine
by Milagros03 January 7, 2024
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chris moreno

chris moreno is a little cutie patootie. he the the cutest you will ever meet and the sweetest boy ever. He loves seals and heis so handsome and goodlooking and so adorable
who is that???

that is the super cutesy guy chris moreno
by anonymous January 22, 2024
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Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.
Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.
by riotkiley January 22, 2024
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Chris-Ballcancer

a person who denies having ball cancer yet wont show me their balls
yo bro you hear Alana has chris-ballcancer
by Jwill1109999999999 January 23, 2024
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