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The Baby Sprinkler

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom
Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.
by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020
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Baby Migs

The ultimate one of a kind terracotta pot derived from the deepest mountains of the Peruvian rainforest. The clay in which it was constructed of possesses some lf
the strongest aphrodisiac properties found in nature. At times it is sexually violent and has sudden violent sexual impulses with minimal limitations.
Baby Migs just wanna try out this tail buttplug he bought for Belky's.
by xGUNy April 8, 2020
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Blame it on baby

The album that cured everyone’s depression in 2020
Person 1: Yo did you hear about Blame it on baby? I don’t want to kill someone anymore!
by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020
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Corona Baby

Babies born twelve to sixteen months after the start of the COVID-19 Mandatory Quarantine Pandemic. Depending on your geographic location, the start of quarantine happened anywhere from January 2020-March 2020. Many activities can happen in quarantine, such as follows: Netflix, limitless trips to the refrigerator, arts and crafts, binge drinking on a daily basis, working out, wondering where to buy toilet paper, playing music on your balcony using pots and pans with others that are quarantined, and sex. Yes, alot of sex, and most likely unprotected due to protection most likely not being at the top of the survival list of being in quarantine. The result of unprotected quarantined sex is called, a Corona Baby.
"OH my goodness, your baby is adorable, how old is he!?" " Well, he's a Corona Baby, and the year is 2025, so you do the math."
by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020
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stinky baby

a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.

You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby
Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!
by Fuck the Tories haha February 16, 2020
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cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage
by homedog1345 May 4, 2020
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