A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 17, 2023
Get the Maxmug. a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition
sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline
sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline
by gormworm January 3, 2024
Get the maxmug. is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
Get the cult maxingmug. Drakes alter ego.
by Funkytrunky January 2, 2024
Get the Anita Max Wynnmug. by Cutie pie big willy May 17, 2021
Get the Maxmug. by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020
Get the Maxmug. 