Max

Come to DADDY

Max says "Come to daddy."

by Eskkittt September 7, 2017

Max

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human

Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want

by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

max

a sopping wet rag of a man. like a soaked kitten. probably fatherless. likes emo rock music and exclusively wears black hoodie. mentally ill disposition

sometimes referred to as shmax
emo -> silly pipeline

"hey shmax" "hey jermy"

by gormworm January 3, 2024

cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults

Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.

by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022

Anita Max Wynn

Drakes alter ego.

"Oh look Anita max wynn!"
"Who?"
"Anita max wynn AKA Drake."

by Funkytrunky January 2, 2024

Max

Max is an absolute cockhead

max- piss off wil ur such a snitch

by Cutie pie big willy May 17, 2021

Max

This guy will dry hump the sofa even though his girlfriend has consented to sex

Don’t be such a Max!

by B1G P1N3S January 29, 2020