by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
Get the David Juradomug. Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
Get the David Huangmug. Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.
by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023
Get the Britani and Davidmug. A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
Get the david har stringmug. by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022
Get the David penamug. 1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 7, 2022
Get the Davidmug. 