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David Jurado

Look at that David Jurado over there! Yeah he has no friends
by i am not seen. June 12, 2025
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David

Yo its David!
by Alotofalot November 23, 2021
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David Huang

Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
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Britani and David

Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.
by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023
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david har string

A common phrase to describe a person who is annoying or has a long neck.
The phrase has its origin in swedish and is used alot in especially bjärred
Alex: "Look David har string!"
Carl: "Haha his neck will probably snap"
David: "Stop it guys! "
by DerNigglet April 12, 2019
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David pena

Omg did you see how short David Pena is!
by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022
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David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
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