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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

5 guys

A nickname given to A guy who takes on 5 dudes at once

Alfredo aka “5 guys” can take on 5 guys at once because it’s easy for him

by Lineman23 February 20, 2025

5 sheet

A way of describing a £5 note for absolute geezers.

Oi Geezer you still owe me a 5 sheet from when we betting on the races last week

by Hugh Janus 3000 March 25, 2021

《¤》8《¤》.《¤》5《¤》

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Gimmie 5

You could be left waiting anywhere from 1 minute - forever. People are so lenient with the usage of "gimmie 5" it hurts.

"Yo bro wanna go to the bar"
"Gimmie 5"

"hey man you wanna play a game"
"Gimmie 5"

by Poro shen March 26, 2021

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When you're so bored you decide to type the whole keyboard, pressing shift every other key, then type it again only pressing shift for the opposite keys. I got it first

I was bored so I typed`!2#4%6&8(0_=QwErTyUiOp{|aSdFgHjKl:'ZxCvBnM,>/~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP}\AsDfGhJkL;"zXcVbNm<.? only to find no definitions

by jarsubo November 12, 2025

3 5

An incompetent or a lazy person who tries tro explain what they have done, e.g. in a scrum meeting.

Manager: What did you do yesterday?
Tamto: Umm, thing 1, thing 2..... 3 5

by Sandekar November 11, 2021