egg in the beard

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

by TRYBAL April 17, 2023

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Egg tapping

When two men stand side by side. One man swings his nuts into the other this creates a Newtons cradle back and forth. There is no winner.

It was a pretty good party, but a lot of people left after Greg and Cam started Egg tapping eachother.

by pcrusher April 21, 2023

Let’s EGG

Execute Great Goals
To hatch an idea

I just thought of the best idea! Let’s EGG!

by WCaleb789 May 4, 2023

omelette without eggs

is a meal cooked the same way as omelette, but without eggs

let's eat an omelette without eggs

by MICHELLEE42 May 5, 2023

Egg

A song made by CG5.

Josh: "Hey, go to SoundCloud real quick."
Luca: "Alright... *types soundcloud.com in the address bar"
Josh: "Okay, now type Egg - CG5 into the search bar"
Luca: "Okay the- wait a minute what the fuck?"

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Bonus Egg

When you are sucking semen through a straw from another man's anus and if you get a chunk of feces

That was one tasty morsel love that bonus egg.

by Osama Joe Biden May 14, 2023