When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
Get the Egg on my facemug. “So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”
“AW HELL NAW”
“What’s wrong with that?”
“Who are you and what planet are you from”
by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023
Get the Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farmmug. An egg that is very conspicous. It blends in with the other eggs, though it is actually a capitalist spy.
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
by Reesa pisss November 13, 2018
Get the conspicous eggmug. He is a egg and hes head is the biggest head in the world. And he likes people whos called caitlyn. And he is a idiot and his breath is a imposter.
by anonymous December 10, 2020
Get the Eskil Eggmug. by Micky Hawk November 9, 2015
Get the making egg saladmug. by C4cat March 6, 2019
Get the Boiled Eggmug. by Lizzixe August 7, 2021
Get the lil eggmug.