Jurassic vagina

Female anatomy that is ancient, very dangerous and has a cryptic history.

You've got a better chance rowing through the Bermuda triangle than risking your life in that Jurassic vagina.

by retarded Jesus January 29, 2016

vagina glue

A gooey mix of semen and vaginal wetness.

My girlfriend and I made a hefty batch of vagina glue last night.

by jmanbro January 31, 2016

Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 March 17, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Fire Hydrant Vagina

PROJECTILE SPEWING VAGINA WHEN CUMMING

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.

by haleyyyla April 6, 2016

Vagina Pimple

1 When a bitch is acting like a twat.

2 a wart on the vagina.

1 That hoe is such a vagina pimple!

2 Go suck a fucking vagina pimple!

by queen_baby_cakes_ April 14, 2016

Vagina Confident

A stoner stud that sprays lots of men's axe cologne and attracts female inmates with her smile and imaginary penis and often likes to secretly go down on unsuspecting ladies.

With a flick of her wrist Teya becomes Vagina Confident and makes panties drop.....

by Mackii Monroe November 27, 2016