mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men

hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

max

max is the type of guy you’d fall in love with. his blond ish brown hair and beautiful blue eyes. i’ve loved him for a year now. he disregards others feelings and drinks his own away.

ex: i loved him
him: lol L
max is an asshole.

by soapyfarts January 2, 2023

Max Luna

Has no game except when he’s talking to Alicia Vernaza.

Guy: Yoooo I’m Max Lunaing rn
Girl: what does that mean?
Guy: I just got rejected by a girl :(

by Lunter's Father July 4, 2022

Max Hugo Wong

A man who studies at La Salle College
Gay boy ah!!

Student 1 : Are you Max Hugo Wong
Student 2 : Do I look like that fucking bastard!!

by Maximus Hugo Wong is gay October 31, 2018

max reese

big ass nose

that guy is a max reese

by chokemedxddy May 1, 2018

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

Max

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.

Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".

by suger daddy max November 23, 2021