Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

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by sirloinjoker November 17, 2023

Food

Your only way to survive. Your goanna need this to enjoy life. -----------------------------------------

something you cannot ignore
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something waiting for you to eat on the table------------------------

Me: *sees food on the counter*
Me: *can't refuse*

by CJjunior2343 June 10, 2022

Wet food

When the coke is shining like a wet glizzy in the sun. You know that shihhhh gunna be some serious Peruvian powa.

That’s some wet food bruh. We gunna get lit.

by MauriceMcCormack May 5, 2024

Food Network Magazine

A monthly food entertainment magazine founded by Hearst Communications and Scripps Networks Interactive based on the latter's popular television network Food Network

n October 2008, Hearst President Cathie Black announced that Hearst Magazines had partnered with Scripps Networks Interactive to develop Food Network Magazine

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Food Crash

When you eat so much that you’re tired and fall asleep or fall asleep while eating

I ate so much yesterday that I had a food crash

by Your Local FBI Agent March 31, 2021

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022