slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Cunt Sack

The definition of a cunt sack is a person or object that resembles or acts like someone's testicles or just acting like a complete cunt as well as a sack of testicles. This can be used as a description of a man's masculinity or as a woman's fact of being a fucking whore. Or just your dumbass friend.

Sally: Gee, Matt is sure being a Cunt Sack today, I wish i could get rid of him.
Ginnie: Yeah, he seems like a complete dick.
Matt: You are a fucking Cunt Sack , I'm right fucking here.

by Fucking Generic Retard #17 June 29, 2017

sack smasher

One who smashes ball sacks.

Bubba is a real sack smasher

by Ranting redneck August 29, 2019

Dime Sack Broke

You spent the last of your Coin on a Dime Sack; so you’re all out of Money...

Friend: Hey man do you want to go get some grub!? I’m starving!

You: sure man, but can you spot me!? I’m Dime Sack Broke!

by JC-Mcfresh October 21, 2019

sack tickler

one who massages testicular area in such a manner that you suspect her of owning a sack of her own (usually she does :))

Kelsey, Amanda, cody, ron are all sack ticklers

by Ben Me Dover June 22, 2008

orb sack

the satchel of the wizard’s special orbs; can contain up to two power orbs.

Wizard 2: so how was last night?

Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.

Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?

by Mrs Mrs Mrs December 10, 2021

Sack szn

A period during the year usually from November onwards whereby Premier League managers are under pressure to perform or else face the sack.

Sureham FC just lost by 7 goals, I hope the manager is aware that sack szn is around the corner.

by Ghalagat October 18, 2020