Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.
Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?
*sits in a corner and ponders this*
by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018
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His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.
His obfuscation stems not from bad faith, but merely from getting results as fast as possible; and mainly because, like the proverbial Ninja, he claims to be a Black Belt master of any weapon (language) he gets his hand on.
"Jack of All Trades, Master of None" is a phrase of wisdom he disdains with a sense of pride.
This dude is a Code Ninja, no matter in which language is the thing written in. Code's a bit messy, but the customer got his results rather quickly.
by alejandrob April 13, 2018
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Very active and good at almost any sport. Has a great body. Usually brown or dark hair due to Spanish genes.
Darker skin tone.
Fits well with a Max, a Marc, a Matteo or a Robbin.
Should never be underestimated in any way. Good looking and will have successfully accomplished all dreams.
Very active and good at almost any sport. Has a great body. Usually brown or dark hair due to Spanish genes.
Darker skin tone.
Fits well with a Max, a Marc, a Matteo or a Robbin.
Should never be underestimated in any way. Good looking and will have successfully accomplished all dreams.
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Get the ninja dagger mug.To quit a job without anyone knowing. Be stealthy like a ninja. Just slowing pack up your stuff little by little and then never come back.
I hated that job so much that I had to ninja quit. Slowly packed up my shit and left my resignation letter in boss' letter tray.
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