awesome tea

mushroom tea made from the most high quality shrooms you can get your hands on

I just made some awesome tea and Im tripping balls

by shrooms4ever September 6, 2009

Clock that tea

To remind or let someone know the truth of a topic or situation that one may have gotten confused or misjudged. Basically another statement for “Get it right, don’t get it twisted.”

Girl 1: Y’all hoes be paying $500 for hair bundles with installation, y’all dumb as hell.

Girl 2: Well, bitch all I rock is Brazilian and Remy plus I can afford it, is you mad hoe?
You must wear synthetic.

Girl 3 to Girl 2: Clock that tea sis!

by GhettoMFBreakfast March 3, 2025

TEA

Tea is the urban slang for gossip or drama that usually one or more people will share amongst his or her's friend group, typically used by people that are short and funny.

"Spill the tea!"
"So here's the tea"
"Guy's, I have some tea"

by BT Vlogs December 4, 2019

word big tea lol

for when someone spills a lot of tea and you don’t know what to say

Person 1:“so yeah that’s the gossip.”
Person 2 “word big tea lol”

by whatsup2374 February 11, 2019

Saitual Tea

It is used to describe a Prince from the Village of Saitual

"Who is that Guy there? He has lots of girls around him"
Oh, that's just Saitual Tea

by Nang a, khawi veng nge i nih November 15, 2024

boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

Stress Tea

A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching.

Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.

Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man!

Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!!

Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do?

Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing.

Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it!

Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere!

Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers')

Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too.

by Dusty's Baby Powder February 22, 2011