Take the hobbits to isenguard 

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

Take the hobbits to isenguard by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

Take 5 

Taking 0.5 of Clonazepam

Yo whaddup dawg, do you wanna
take 5 with me? I got it from the plug this morning

Take 5 by Hustlez March 16, 2014

Take a seat 

Phrase used before kickING your friends chair out from under them.

Welcome back to the poker game pal, take a seat

Take a seat by Strabs76 May 4, 2017

Take a powder 

To snort cocaine

Get hit with a wave of snow

“Yo bro take a powder. We’re goin to the edm stage”

When your bro is shredding hard on the slopes and slaps you with a big wave of snow and says “take a powder”

Take a powder by Truthsrevealedbyyourstruly October 7, 2018

Take an L 

What does it mean Take an L

To take an L

Take an L by Ladynbama April 18, 2018

Chinese Take Out

Eating food out f an Asian's Vagina.

You are plowing an japans-es girl and you all of a suddenly get hungry. so what do you do you take noodles, rice vegetables, meat and soya sauce out. But you find out you don't have a bowl so what do you do? you shove in to your Asians vagina and start fuck'en her again to mix everything up. then you start to eat her out getting you "Chinese Take out".

Chinese Take Out by CRS Brain trust October 27, 2010

Take a dip 

When you sit on the toilet and your balls hit the water....preferably those of a Mawee warrior named Woufo.....

Dude last night I went to the bathroom and took a dip...
Ew gross did u wipe them off?
Or
Let's take a dip....

Take a dip by Woufo March 29, 2015