When a man inserts his penis into a fish and then inserts the fish into a female's vagina. It often occurs near a mountain lake in the wilderness of the Rocky Mountains. The first occurrence happened in the fall of 1984 by some students of Montana State University but since then it has been known to happen many more times.
I had montana sex with a golden trout and my brother's wife last night. I hope my brother never finds out because he will kill me.
by MontanaLegacy1984 October 19, 2019
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by shaunperfi May 21, 2011
Get the sex swag mug.when someone (normally caucasian, a junior in highscool, and with a lame name like dylan) talks about sex in a stupid way.
by damn_daniel1234 January 12, 2018
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by woman's rights association February 4, 2014
Get the clit sex mug.The sexually-generated state in which a couple turns on the television or music so loud they are unable to hear one another during any variety of sexual activities. Upon reaching climax, the man ejaculates in his partner's eyes so s/he is then unable to see, hear, or be heard over the noise, rendering them in a state of sex-induced deafblindness.
"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex with the television up too loud. I came in her eyes and she stumbled about like Helen Keller, but I couldn't hear what she was trying to say. Good thing sex deafblindness is temporary. It seemed pretty rough for her."
by StringAttic October 19, 2014
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Yes I would most certainly classify her as a A-1 sex shrek, I have even caught her sneaking my Vitamin V into my dinner!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019
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To a guy with a messy mustache: "Dude you have wicked sex mustache going on right now."
A mustache, post mustache ride.
A mustache, post mustache ride.
by Emma Mara November 20, 2013
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