Paul

Beautiful boy with big gorgeous eyes and flaming red hair. His smile is so contagious and devilishly handsome, it would make anyone melt. He's hella dreamy and would make anyone smile. He always wears super cheesy, wholesome t-shirts and the color blue for some reason. His curiosity for things in the world is inspirational to everyone he meets. He has a can-do attitude that will light up your days. He will always be there for you and really values his relationships with people. Won't leave you on read and super romantic. He's just a dreamboat.

ME: I saw Paul this weekend
Friend: Ugh, you're so lucky

by wet_rat April 9, 2019

Angry Paul

A vewy vewy angwy person that absolutely does not like receiving phone calls at any time. Upon receiving said phone calls Angry Paul will attempt to shove his micro penis into any available orifice while shouting ‘my garden is considerably nicer than yours’ before going to play a round of golf and getting bummed in a sand bunker.

I’m going to call Paul
No! He will turn into an angry Paul!

by Gazza2607 February 22, 2025

Big Fat Paul

A large joint that is rolled while driving a car.

Dude, We were driving to the game and he rolled a Big Fat Paul on the freeway.

by the_clmt_glue November 25, 2016

Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.

Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton

by Boat69 June 30, 2021

Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.

Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT

by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018

Paul Geiger

Has a massive cock and his tits are double your human height

Paul Geiger is a champion, I want to be him someday.

by Heligroppeter May 24, 2020

Paul

He’s the most beautiful and funny guy. He knows how to treat women and he is also a very good kisser. If you’re dating a Paul you are very lucky! He goes trough hard shit so please ask him how he feels and listen to him! He also listens to you when you need somebody to talk to:)

Treat a Paul like a king and he will treat you like a queen.

by Speakingsomefacts November 22, 2021