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Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge
Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg
by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017
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Indiana Jones style eggs

The achievable perfection of temperature with cooked eggs. It refers to that sweet spot when cooking fried eggs, right after the egg yolks become runny, but not solid either. A Golden gem of nectar only to be handled by those of the utmost respect for the meal. You gotta have the spirit of Indiana himself when coming correct to the kitchen! The perfect Golden nugget of goodness awaits those successful enough in attempting to make your eggs Indian Jones style.
How do you want your eggs sir? Indiana Jones style eggs betch!
by Indiana himself December 2, 2020
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Egg

Balls that come out of female food
YOOOO THIS EGG BUSSIN ONG
by RoleTDS September 26, 2022
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Egg salad purse

The sound the vagina makes when you stick it in when there's an overabundance of juices.
"Oh my god, your moms coochie sounded like an egg salad purse"
by dookeyshnops February 28, 2025
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Smeggy Egg

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.
To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.
by JTPop December 31, 2023
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egg shaped cock

Per several news reports, this was the shape of Jeffrey Epstein’s penis. Yes, it was an egg shaped cock. So fucking gross.
Do not put that egg shaped cock anywhere near me you absolute motherfucker!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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