Monkey Nuts

Very large, hairy testicles.

Mike has huge monkey nuts.

by Sturcy June 13, 2006

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pop a nut

To work hard or strain yourself, often getting close to going past your physical limit

Hey thats pretty heavy. Dont lift it or you'll pop a nut!

Man my job sucks. My boss makes me work until I pop a nut!

by c-j-m September 17, 2008

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Its a painful action that contains two males. one will use his hand open to drag it to the other's groins, or testicles, or nuts, then keep his hand dragged in. then he will start adding pressure on the nuts as he twist in his hands. This action keeps for 15 seconds minumum.
It's cool, try it out and record it on youtube.

Man, once in the camp i was sleeping when both my friends came in the tent and ductaped me to the bed i'm sleeping on, then they woke me up by a perfect nut squeeze that i screamed so that all the camp students and coaches may hear. the tough captain came in released me. he ductaped both my friends after hanging them a wedgie on the tree. and each member in the camp gave them a good kick in the balls. they deserve it although they're my friends

by michael-mikey November 6, 2007

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Nut Rub

when a teacher rubs his genetialia all over your back... it is not arousing and just not cool.

"Nut Rub. I mean Mr. S can I have some help on the computers!"

by Samantha January 27, 2005

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nut dust

The think sludge substance that is in you mouth after you eat a large amount of nuts (almonds, walnuts, almonds, peanuts, and the famous cheddar cheese nuts). - Matty Mary

Ohh shit Duder...I got alot og nut dust after eating those nuts in the movie.

by Matty Mary July 19, 2006

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