coworker music

The kind of music your 30 year old coworker at Taco Bell listens too and thinks is super deep and impactful, ie eminem, nas, logic, Tom Macdonald, Joyner Lucas, Macklemore reddy red, MGK, mac lethal, hopsin, ybn cordae, or any other “woke” usually white rapper who thinks big words that rhyme will change the face of the hip hop industry

“That guy keeps playing monster by Eminem on the Bluetooth speaker in the storage room and trying to explain how eminem saved his life, will somebody tell him to hop off the aux and play something else, nah dude just turn the speaker off he’s just going to keep playing coworker music”

by Fungusguy12 June 10, 2024

Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms

Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"

by Digglera October 20, 2025

Live Music Askhole

ASKHOLE: The person who wants to request songs of you WHILE you are performing live music.

noun Vulgar.
Slang.
a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

adjective
Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.

This drunk LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE not only screamed requests for a completely non-related genre of music (ex: band currently playing Howling Wolf and LIVE MUSIC ASKHOLE is screaming for Dave Matthews Band) while the singer songwriter bandleader musician multi-instrumentalist did his best to not make eye contact, she actually tried to grab the microphone out of his hand. When escorted away from the stage she is livid, mumbling and cursing as if she has been wronged.

by tiacorinnahd June 19, 2018

scumbag music

a term coined by Youtuber Pat Finnerty which describes heavy rock music from the late 90s and early 2000s. think Creed, Staind, Puddle of Mudd, Dope, 3 Doors Down... you'd probably hear it on a playlist at a college gym. often they use a "yarl" style of singing and employ "scumbag tone", which is a heavily distorted and muddy guitar sound, often provided by a Mesa Rectifier. the lyrics mostly focus on problems and pain, and occasionally drinking and fighting.

Nickelback is one of the ultimate "scumbag music" bands

by TheRealDiamond02 March 18, 2023

Men, money and music

The male homosexual equivalent of "wine, women and song."

I've been chasing men, money and music, and I don't really focus on the repercussions because we're all going to die at some point.

by ihatetonyromo August 30, 2023

fuck music

A progressive rock subgenre dedicated to pointless rambling notes, typically on a guitar, but not in all cases. Major acts include Frank Zappa and the Mothers and Primus.

Apostrophe and Sailing the Seas of Cheese are my favorite fuck music albums.

by Progg July 31, 2016

Dada Music

Music that takes inspiration from Dadaism (Dadaism being an art movement which rejected the logic, reason and aestheticism of modern art and instead expressed nonsense and irrationality within different works of art. It was often referred to as anti-art).

One of the most notable dada music artists is System of a Down. You'd have to have a pretty high IQ to understand their music better.

by CelticEagle February 22, 2019