How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)

Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...

by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

fabio's mother

Something that can't be defined, usually people thinks she's a whale, sometimes a lion that's hunted by alex.

EX1: Is that a whale? No, it's Fabio's Mother
EX2: Look what I've just drawn! Wtf is that bro, a random sketch? No, it's Fabio's Mother.

by hehehehiiiii February 9, 2023

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021

Mother-chicken

Stupid Indian nigger

U are a mother-chicken

by Travi Patty June 14, 2025

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

.9.David Crow's Biological Mother Inspired Angel Jose Robles' Accidents.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025

Mother Hubbard

Used by Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man
Alternative for saying 'mother f*****'

'You get out right now! that is an order!'
Gwen : 'I'll get everybody out'
'did you hear wh-'
'Gwen, Gwen! You Mother Hubbard are you serious?'

by Spider-Man, Spider-Fan October 20, 2023